I saw this sign when driving up North to Montreal October last year. I was surprised by the English - until I read the Yiddish:
It is forbidden by the NYS DOT to use the Water Fountain to wash your hands the entire year, in the middle house there are only sinks (not in the bathroom) where [misspelled for a Hungarian accent] one can wash the hands, there is also a sink in the SukkahOh Heimish Yidden . . . when will you learn?
In time for Purim I have bonus link:
BEERS OF THE TIMES A Delicious Free-for-All http://j.mp/9DvMtU