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Yesterday was the 'Israel Day Fair' here in Los Angeles.
We made the trip to the Valley to help out at Chabad's booth.
The place was swarming with Israelis -over ten thousand people were reported as coming.
In general Israelis can be fit in to three groups, each consisting of one of three personality types:
- Classic' Israeli: These tend to be from an older age bracket. They stroll around in shorts, t-shirts and sunglasses, chain smoking cigarettes and scarfing sunflower seeds (of which there seemed to be an abundance of)
- 'Cool': These are the guys that are way too cool. They are almost exclusively young -perhaps even a youthful version of the 'Classic' Israeli -but they can be found in the middle aged, leading to a separate grouping. They also have sun glasses and t-shirts, but they tend have slicked hair, earrings, and tight jeans. They often tend to wreak of cologne.
- 'Hippie': these guys have long dreadlocks, flax Indian shirts, and other hippie apparel -they can be found en mass in most third world countries.
- 'Tazov oti': This is the snarky response . . . Leave me alone! Did you go to the army? Don't bother me. These guys may also simply ignore you.
- 'Zeh Lo Yaffe': 'This isn't right'. These guys are not against religion or mitzvos -heck they do it themselves when they get the chance . . . but here? People are looking, people are working, it's such busy time, my hands are dirty, we're standing in the street, it's too late in the afternoon . . .
- 'Betach': 'For Sure'! Either these guys will have already put on, or will jump at the chance. 'Do you have a Tallis? No? Why not. What are the words to the 'l'shem yichud'? Have you ever been to Uman? Yechi!
Two 'betachs' put on Tefillin. That's my hand on the bottom left.
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1 comments:
no fair! i love that festival soo much.
two years in a row with sofy.. aw man....i miss her
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