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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Why I hate Cell Phones

I hate Cell Phones . . .


I find them to be the most annoying thing in the world.


Perhaps if I had one myself I wouldn't be saying this . . .


Perhaps not.


I see their use,


I know their benefits


Yet I find them to be maddening.





I don't need one, I'm  sorry, but I'm not that busy .





Today, with out a cell, a person is a nonexistence.


People ask me for my Mobile number . . .


"I don't have one," I reply, "would you like my home number?"


"Oh," they reply -as if it's beneath their dignity to speak to one of us pre-mobile people . . . "No, that's quiet all right."


Next time I think I tell them that I can be reached by smoke signal -perhaps that will knock the Blue Tooth out of them

6 comments:

the sabra said...

LOL this is quite a funny post
'knock the blue tooth out of them' ah?
and yes, it is beneath ones dignity to speak with a non-pelephone carrier.

(ahem, all offense intended for myself)

Mottel said...

Thanks . . . Most Israelis are born with a cell-phone (and take up smoking by three -but that's for another time)

A Simple Jew said...

The only thing I dislike more is camera phones. I recently attended a bris where someone was trying to take a picture on the camera phone over the mohel's shoulder :(

Mottel said...

Don't even get me started about those camera phones . . . why someone would want to capture their life with a 1 mega pixel photo is beyond me . . . even more so since they make that annoying *click* sound . . .

the Mitzvah man! said...

Mottel, I can't believe that you posted something like that before I did.

Great post! I lol'ed

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