I hate Cell Phones . . .
I find them to be the most annoying thing in the world.
Perhaps if I had one myself I wouldn't be saying this . . .
Perhaps not.
I see their use,
I know their benefits
Yet I find them to be maddening.
I don't need one, I'm sorry, but I'm not that busy .
Today, with out a cell, a person is a nonexistence.
People ask me for my Mobile number . . .
"I don't have one," I reply, "would you like my home number?"
"Oh," they reply -as if it's beneath their dignity to speak to one of us pre-mobile people . . . "No, that's quiet all right."
Next time I think I tell them that I can be reached by smoke signal -perhaps that will knock the Blue Tooth out of them
2 years ago
6 comments:
LOL this is quite a funny post
'knock the blue tooth out of them' ah?
and yes, it is beneath ones dignity to speak with a non-pelephone carrier.
(ahem, all offense intended for myself)
Thanks . . . Most Israelis are born with a cell-phone (and take up smoking by three -but that's for another time)
The only thing I dislike more is camera phones. I recently attended a bris where someone was trying to take a picture on the camera phone over the mohel's shoulder :(
Don't even get me started about those camera phones . . . why someone would want to capture their life with a 1 mega pixel photo is beyond me . . . even more so since they make that annoying *click* sound . . .
Mottel, I can't believe that you posted something like that before I did.
Great post! I lol'ed
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