The letters of our thoughts are the ideas present in our mind before they come to realization . . . Thoughts that are, yet not felt . . . The words of the subconscious . . . of the soul . . .

These are the LETTERS OF MY THOUGHTS.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Why ChaCha = Fail

When ChaCha's SMS search engine first came out - it was all the rage among 770 bochurim. With limited internet access, the ability to text in questions and get back answers revolutionized bull-shoves and debates . . .
When I was still in SXSW mode I wanted to look up what year the interactive festival started . . . So I figured I'd ChaCha it . . .
The bold is the exact wording of my texts, italics are those of ChaCha.

How many years has sxsw interactive been running?


Checkin out ur answer!
*Check out hot singles and Flirt privately. Create ur new identity and start flirting now! Text CHACHA to 44123!

SXSW has been running for 22 years. It is a popular music and video event. ChaCha!
*A hottie wants to chat with U! Txt CHACHA5 to 44123! 
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When was the interactive festival of SXSW started (sxswi)? NOT the music festival
Checkin out ur answer!
*Check out hot singles and Flirt privately. Create ur new identity and start flirting now! Text CHACHA to 44123! 

SXSW Music Festival for 2010 is scheduled for March 17-21. The interactive festival is March 12-16 and film is March 12-20.
*Doubt? Txt CHACHA4 to 73000 
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Why do you keep giving me the wrong answers to the question I ask?!? 
Matching ur Q 2 an A!*We have a match for you! Want to hook up? Flirt now and find the perfect match! Text CHACHA2 to 44123

1/2 Sorry, we must have had a little glitch! There are no exact statistics, but Tennessee probably has the most churches per 2/2 capita.
*U need a personal psychic! Txt CHACHA5 to 73000 
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In which year was SXSW INTERACTIVE started?
Matching ur Q 2 an A!
*We have a match for you! Want to hook up? Flirt now and find the perfect match! Text CHACHA2 to 44123 

The SXSW interactive portion will take place on March 12 - 21 and include a keynote interview with Twitter's CEO Evan Williams.
*Doubt? Txt CHACHA4 to 73000 
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Why do you keep giving me the wrong answers to the question I ask?!? I want to know in which YEAR was SXSW INTERACTIVE started?
Checkin out ur answer!
*Check out hot singles and Flirt privately. Create ur new identity and start flirting now! Text CHACHA to 44123! 

SXSW first began in 1987 and is centered on the downtown Austin Convention Center. ChaCha!
*Doubt? Txt CHACHA4 to 73000

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FAIL


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5 comments:

Yossi said...

I never liked chacha. they only answered the first question I ever asked. after that, I never got any response for any question. Not even offers to create new flirting identities.

sarabonne said...

That's very funny.

C said...

When I asked for the definition of touche, they gave me the definition of touch.

Gee, thanks.

e said...

when they first came out, everyone was wondering how they'd make money. Now we konw.

Mottel said...

Flirt ads? That's SO 1990's come on . . .