The letters of our thoughts are the ideas present in our mind before they come to realization . . . Thoughts that are, yet not felt . . . The words of the subconscious . . . of the soul . . .

These are the LETTERS OF MY THOUGHTS.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

The Worst Job





I've decided that there is no more lowly a job in the world then Parking enforcement . . .

I would rather collect trash then tickets . . .



Firemen (Err . . . Fire people . . . Uh, make that Fire Fighters) are the good guys -Just ask a kid what he wants to be when he grows up (A Fire Twuck!). Fire Fighters save lives, take kitties out of trees and get to slide down that pole.



Mail Carriers are also good -they give us all of those great things that we order online . . . they also bring in bills, but that's not their fault.



The Police aren't bad either. They get rid of the bad guys and make our streets safe -true they may give speeding tickets . . . but the good far out ways the bad.



But Parking Enforcement . . . What normal socially functional human being would want to make a living off of the sorrows of others? I would be surprised if parking enforcement officers even admit to working in such jobs . . .



"So what do you do for a living?"

"Well, I, uh . . . I work."

"Doing what?"

"Well I drive around . . . I make lots of stops too . . ."

"You're a Taxi driver?"

"Not exactly -I also have a uniform."

"You're a mail carrier?"

"Uh . . . Yah, that's it! I give out little envelopes . . ."





Nothing ruins a beautiful day out like a ticket for coming thirty seconds late to the meter.

They are the scavengers of Civil Employment -like vultures or hyenas they wait to pick off the weak and sickly. . . .



Anyhow -why waste time on the computer when the Government was so kind as to give us a free hour of daylight? Go back and learn! Or at least take walk.





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4 comments:

Jack's Shack said...

Personally I thought that this job is pretty bad too.

Mottel said...

Good point . . .

Baleboosteh said...

I agree Mottel, being a 'parking inspector' as it is called here in Australia, would not be a fun job!

ash said...

just gotta riff off the fire twuck comment - my brothers got a great joke - little kid says "when i grow up, i want to be a fire twuck!" 'really' says adult. "yeah and my fwiend wants to be a mailbox!"
(it sounds better when he says it)