Don't read the fine print:

I was munching on a box of "Sugar Free Egg Kichel" today, and noticed some fine print on the side of the box:
"Use of the product may be hazardous to your health."
Come again?
I read further,
"This product contains Saccharin which has been determined to cause Cancer in Laboratory Animals"
Why they would put artificial sweetener in a cookie that as it is tastes like saw dust is a question in and of it's own . . .
But why, oh why, do they have to write things like that? It's almost as inane as the instructions on a box of toothpicks . . .
I once picked up a suite from the dry cleaners . . . the bag said
something to the extent of "Wearing this suite may be hazardous to you
health . . ."

I abhor smoking, but perhaps I can sympathize with them on this point . . .

Let me eat my poison and wear it in peace.