The letters of our thoughts are the ideas present in our mind before they come to realization . . . Thoughts that are, yet not felt . . . The words of the subconscious . . . of the soul . . .

These are the LETTERS OF MY THOUGHTS.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Don't read the fine print:

I was munching on a box of "Sugar Free Egg Kichel" today, and noticed some fine print on the side of the box:
"Use of the product may be hazardous to your health."
Come again?
I read further,
"This product contains Saccharin which has been determined to cause Cancer in Laboratory Animals"
Why they would put artificial sweetener in a cookie that as it is tastes like saw dust is a question in and of it's own . . .
But why, oh why, do they have to write things like that? It's almost as inane as the instructions on a box of toothpicks . . .
I once picked up a suite from the dry cleaners . . . the bag said
something to the extent of "Wearing this suite may be hazardous to you
health . . ."

I abhor smoking, but perhaps I can sympathize with them on this point . . .

Let me eat my poison and wear it in peace.

4 comments:

Sefirah said...

im loving the new banner

Mottel said...

So make another one and you'll love it even more

Yossi ! said...

you abhor smoking or smokers?
(only if you abhor smokers can you sypathize with "them")

Mottel said...

I find smoking disgusting, therefor people who smoke do not normally find sympathy in my eyes.