Another down side of typing in an Internet Cafe . . . when I try to sign in, the language is in Lithuanian . . .
I become Mordechaiųčąį
Or if I move one over to Russian then . . . Ьщквусрфш7215
How multinational, no?
Today I was gifted to find the answer to man's Age old Question (one would think that if the question was age old, then it ought to have been a better one . . .)
Which came first,
The Chicken or the Egg
Today I was asked to transport a box full of frozen chickens to the school . . .
Wouldn't providence work things out that they were from the Polish Sh'chita . . .
the word Kurczak was written on the bags.
The problem arose that moving close to thirty frozen Kurczaki is not an easy task . . . a box in which to take them would be needed.
So, off I went . . .
Only to find a box empty, save for a few eggs . . . the perfect size for the Kurczaki.
The chickens came before Pesach, the eggs only the other day.
The box of eggs was there for the ostensible purpose of facilitating the chicken transport . . .
Thus, my dear audience, the chicken indeed came before the egg.
The box, however, fell apart two feet away from the school's kitchen.
The problem arose that moving close to thirty frozen Kurczaki is not an easy task . . . a box in which to take them would be needed.
So, off I went . . .
Only to find a box empty, save for a few eggs . . . the perfect size for the Kurczaki.
The chickens came before Pesach, the eggs only the other day.
The box of eggs was there for the ostensible purpose of facilitating the chicken transport . . .
Thus, my dear audience, the chicken indeed came before the egg.
The box, however, fell apart two feet away from the school's kitchen.
10 comments:
that doesnt answer the question pour moi
I had some musings on the same important question (and others) and even came up with my own definitive answer. But I did have any Lithuanian in my post, so I'm not sure it counts.
I think that save the Lithuanian, your post is far more scientific .
"save the Lithuanian" is a post I'm going to put in my "to-do drafts pile" for some future date when human rights abuses in Lithuania become too severe to ignore any longer. Thanks for the idea.
My pleasure
Al Pi Torah it would have to be that the chicken came first. That's how all the animals were, they were just made. Adam HaRishon was born a man, not a baby. That also explains a lot of the carbon dating that is done because Hashem could have created a tree to already be 1000 yrs. old even though it was created on that very day...
Much Hatzlocha
K'muvin, look at Gavriel's link . . . mine is just a little bit of fun ;-)
Nice...
I know yours was a bit of fun-thats why I like reading what you write!
Thank you, come again :-)
Welcs :)
Will do, in the mean time heres a joke for you about chickens, but you might have heard it...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side...
Why did the bochur cross the road?
To put T'filin on the chicken!!!
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